Distraction Tactics

I think I may need to rename the blog. Yes, I know, I only started it less than a month ago, but as the hobby butterfly strikes, so does the blogging butterfly.

If you read my first post here, you'll note I started this as a 40k exclusive blog, mostly to track painting a Nurgle Chaos Space Marine army for the Independent Characters Hobby Progress Challenge. Already I can see this is too narrow.

Here's one reason why:

Stay on target! Stay on target! Or not...

And another:

I've been pulled through the breach, I'm afraid...

In short, I thought I was getting back into 40k. WRONG! And this is why the internet sucks - there's literally so much cool stuff out there I'm missing out on!

In all seriousness though, 40k is a daunting game. Not from a rules perspective necessarily, but from a sheer quantity standpoint. The first part of the HPC is 1000 points, conforming to the Zone Mortalis force organisation chart.

My list has a Chaos Lord, 2 units of Plague Marines, 2 units of Cultists, a Helbrute and a unit of Terminators. That's seven complete units, with 41 models all told. For a 1000 point list. So, half an army, give or take, depending what points level you play at.

For one thing, that's not cheap (especially when you decide to buy Forge World bits for them). For another, that's a ton of models to paint. A thousand points of Imperial Guard, Tyranids or Orks could easily double that model count.

To get those 41 models on the table-top, I need to:

• Buy,
• Assemble,
• Prime,
• Paint.

That'll take a while. Months, probably. That's a significant barrier to actually playing the game. I decided I couldn't wait that long to play. I needed a gaming fix, and quick.

That's where X-Wing and, to a lesser extent, Malifaux come in. I picked up the X-Wing Core Set from my LGS (Heroes & Legends in Surbiton) on Friday and played my first game of it on Sunday. Minimal assembly, no painting. Not to mention it's got superb, simple mechanics and is really fun to boot!

I'd been vaguely aware of Malifaux for a while, but never really paid it any serious attention. Damned GW blinkers make it hard to see sometimes... but on discovering the new plastic kits last week, I knew I was going to be dropping some cash on a couple. 

And yes, Malifaux requires assembly and painting, just like 40k, but take the fact that the new plastic crew boxes can be played out of the box as a complete force, and I'll only have to paint six or seven models to get a game in. I'm eagerly awaiting my M2e Rulebook (Valiant Wargames have some in stock, miraculously) so I can read up on the fluff and pick a faction, master and crew.

Drool...

So, looks like I will be forced (yes, forced) to expand my writing horizons with posts about at least two other game systems. 

My thinking is Hobby Progress Challenge coverage for 40k, games and battle reports for X-Wing and (Ed: this may be too ambitious) a new player's guide to Malifaux, from a new player's perspective. 

Plus other stuff as and when it comes up, obviously!

See you through the Eye of Terror! Or through the Breach, or in a galaxy far, far away...

The Scribe

PS: And to top it all off, I can't even stay focused on one 40k army either! These guys say hello:

(Test) Colours of the Plague

Knocked out very quick basecoat and all-over wash on this guy - he's from the 3-man push-fit box - to see what the pre-Heresy Death Guard colour scheme might look like on 40k era marines.

Took the colours from the Forge World Horus Heresy painting guide pdf. It's just GW Skull White primer, Castellan Green shoulder pads, Warplock Bronze trim and a 50/50 mix of Seraphim Sepia and Lahmian Medium slapped all over.

Looks OK, could be a bit darker and dirtier on the white armour but I think it'll look pretty good w/highlights.

Here's the pdf: http://www.forgeworld.co.uk/downloads/product/pdf/h/Horus_Heresy_Painting_Guide.pdf

Forge World Issues... Solved by Forge World!

Started to unpack the Death Guard conversion kit (which is gorgeous, in a horrifyingly sickening, diseased way, obviously) to wash it and noticed this: No Plague Champion torso... nooooo!

Bearing in mind this is my first Forge World order, I wasn't sure what to expect, but gave them a call. They confirmed I had received duplicate parts, then instantly said they would cast up the missing piece and send it out ASAP! Impressive customer service.

Just a minor bump in the road on the assembly line. Guess I'll have to choose something else to build first. Shouldn't be too hard...

Gifts From The Chaos Gods

Well, not gifts exactly, since I paid for it all...but just look at all the brand new shrink-wrapped goodies:

Assembly will begin shortly!

New Year, New Blog

Hi, and welcome to Scribes of Terra!

This is a blog about Warhammer 40,000. I've been buying Games Workshop games, models and books since 1996.

So why start a blog in 2014 when there are so many others about 40k or Warhammer Fantasy or whatever? Let me do a bit of explaining. Back in October 2012's White Dwarf - the first of the new look issues - Jervis Johnson had a piece about army list restrictions and why they don't crop up in army lists any more.

They don't make 'em like they used to...

The thing that stuck out though was this statement:

'Let's face it, when all is said and done, ours is primarily a collecting hobby. Of course, we paint the Citadel miniatures we've collected and play games with them, but these are things we do with our collection; the act of collecting the miniatures come first.'

Now, I could get into (as many others have) the same old lambasting of GW for just trying to get you to buy more models, and this is undoubtedly what the article is really about. 'Army list restrictions stop us from selling you more of our new kits', in essence.

But what really is interesting to me about this quote, since I know GW are a miniatures company trying to sell miniatures, not a game company, was what it said about me as a hobbyist. This year will mark a full 18 years since my first GW product, the big boxed game of 3rd Edition 40k. Since then, I've bought:

For WHFB:

• 5th Edition boxed game (Bretonnians vs. Lizardmen)
• 6th Edition rulebook
• 7th Edition Battle For Skull Pass

For 40k:

• 4th Edition rulebook
• 6th Edition Dark Vengeance

TOO MUCH STUFF!

Add on top of those several codexes and army books, any number of plastic, metal and resin kits for both systems, plus glue, paint, etc etc and I've obviously spent a sum I'd rather not think about on GW stuff! So, 'You must have played lots of games then?' I hear you ask. No, sorry, I've NEVER actually played a proper game of WHFB or 40k, mainly because none of my close friends have any interest in the hobby at all.

'OK, but at least you must have a few large painted armies then?' No, wrong again! I've got a few painted models, but many more unpainted ones. And that's my point. In 18 years, the only force of any size I've actually painted to completion is a Tyranid battleforce. And even that I've only just finished after purchasing it when the plastic Carnifex kit was released. That's 10 years ago, folks!

Good grief, a fully painted model! Surely not?

So, I have conformed exactly to Mr. Johnson's (so by extension, GW's as well) view of the hobby: collect, collect, collect (Or: buy, buy, buy!). I've not done enough of the things I could DO with my collection.

Well, that's about to change! I recently started listening to The Independent Characters' podcast, and got inspired to actually start trying to play some games. I've entered their Hobby Progress Challenge to help me actually complete a hobby project.

I'm planning to build and paint a 2000 point Nurgle themed Chaos Space Marine army for 40k, and this blog (I hope!) will help me to do that by sharing my progress with other people. Then I might even be able to play a few - gasp! - games. Look for work-in-progress pictures and commentary primarily, but watch out for other hobby insights too.

So, I hope you find my musings and hobby tribulations interesting, and if you haven't already, go listen to the ICs podcast and sign up for the Challenge too. Well worth checking them out!

Cheers

Nick